My random thoughts...brought to you once a week!- Mental note to tell the managers of LA Fitness to please change the channel. I just can't take looking up and seeing The View anymore. And what moron decided it was a good idea to sex-up Joy Behar? Looking at her cleavage is like looking at the sun...you know it's bad for you and it could be blinding.
- I have to come clean here...I said "git er dun" once this week. Worse yet, a friend called me out on it. And even worse...it was in the presence of small children. He was right. It was a mistake...I'm owning it...and promise to never let it happen again.
- I saw on tv yesterday that Erin Andrews is leading the cause for "anti-stalking laws". I'm leading the cause for "anti-Erin Andrews laws". This just in...she really enjoys being in front of a camera. Stalking is bad, what happened to her was bad...drugs are bad...mmmkay (South Park reference).
- I could run the Astros...seriously, I could. First order of business...trade Carlos Lee for a gross of used jock straps. One of his prized Brahmas could man LF better than him.
- I took Nat to see Toy Story 3. Awesome movie...even for adults. I didn't cry at the end...swear.
- Facebook Folley of the Week: Recognize this person? "Hey everyone...Little Johnnie just graduated kindergarten." D*mn it! No he didn't. He just FINISHED kindergarten. You graduate high school or college or salon school. You don't graduate kindergarten...you finish it and move to the 1st grade. Did Little Johnnie get a diploma? (I'm guessing that answer is yes). My daughter just finished kinder...and I thank little 8 pounds 6 ounce baby Jesus that there wasn't a ceremony. Final point...please don't take 115 pics of the ceremony and post them. If we're not the kids grandparents, we stopped looking at 0.
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