Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Unique Randomness


My random thoughts...brought to you once a week!
  • I'm a high school teacher. Love my job...and it's great getting to spend the summers with my girls. But do you know how difficult it is to write "Unique Randomness" when the most exciting part of your day is checking the mailbox?
  • Big weekend for me...we (wife and I) get to go out both Friday and Saturday night! That's what I call Christmas in July. However, I am a little nervous about my quickly eroding socialization skills. Watching kids all week lowers my already borderline IQ by another 20 points.
  • Mel Gibson...ahh...wow! I thought nothing you did could make me not like Braveheart. I was wrong.
  • As I write this, I'm drinking a cup of the big chain's coffee (we'll call them Marmucks again). Why do I get lazy and buy this crap at the store? It tastes like burnt horse piss. And no, I've never tasted burnt horse piss...so just save it.
  • I am ready for football training camp to start...these Astros are killing me. Can you just trade Oswalt already?
  • Facebook Folley of the Week: "I Love My Husband" Girl. You know who I'm talking about. Heck, you might even be her. She's the one who goes on facebook and professes to cyberspace that she has the best husband in the world. How did you tell your husband of his greatness before facebook?

5 comments:

Margie said...

Ahahaha!!

I agree with you on, Mel. "I deserve to be blown" has been in heavy rotation with me. And I couldn't agree with you more about Braveheart. Thanks, Mel.

Starbucks sucks. They burn those beans beyond recognition.

Yes to football already.

Facebook folley = ugh, those women are sad.

Congrats on your weekend getaway.

Kevin said...

I wish it were a weekend getaway...just able to go out each night...we have a build in babysitter (mother-in-law).

I think I could do a facebook blunder once a week for an entire year...let's see how long I can go with it. Thanks for reading!

Erika said...

Kevin I had no idea you were a high school teacher! That must be rewarding! Mr. S, huh? How far we've come from 3rd grade, Mrs. Burnett's class :)))

Thundercat Mama said...

I have a Facebook friend that talks to her husband via his Wall. I'm totally serious. She posts messages such as:

Goodnight honey. I love you!

Thanks for taking out the trash today. I love you!

I have the bestest husband in the whole world. I love you baby!

Makes me want to puke. And then go to marriage counseling because it's obvious I don't love my husband enough.

Kevin said...

@Erika...as the late great Jose Lima would say "Believe IT".

@Thundercat...there needs to be an anonymous "vomit" button on facebook. Think about how wildly popular that would be.