Unique Randomness

My random thoughts...brought to you once a week.

• Quick…better invention: The Internet or Golden Oreos? Before you rush to judgment…take a moment and really give it some thought.

• I love chips. I’ve got a great idea for a new chip. It’s called a “Completely Full Bag of Chips”. Here’s the key…I don’t care what they taste like, but the bag is guaranteed full…right up to the seal. Charge me more, I don’t care! Think about the great advertising campaign. It’s revolutionary. But alas, I’m guessing there’s some legal reason why bags of chips can now only be 35% full.

• Sticking with the chip subject…kudos to Sun Chips. The deafening, biodegradable bag is sure to be mimicked by all. The clock is ticking on me for sneaking chips. On second thought, f-you Sun Chips!

• Got to thinking the other day…with all the rain in Seattle, does anyone there subscribe to DirecTV? Someone spits five feet from my dish and I can’t watch television for the night.

Facebook Folly of the Week: Gotta love the purposeful vague status updater. You know the guy I’m talking about. He’s got absolutely nothing going on in his life, so he posts these random, usually depressing statements to illicit some responses. Does this sound familiar?
“It’s all going downhill.” (on a skiing trip)
“Just can’t take the pain of losing you.” (just wrapped up watching LOST)
“Will you ever come back?” (still referring to LOST)
“Just had the most special weekend of my life.” (still referring to LOST)