Tomorrow's Mighty Good Recipe comes from Food Network giant Giada de Laurentiis. If you have a pulse and watch television, you know the person I speak of. The lady can cook...after that...I take issue. Rather than be completely cynical, I decided to pair the good with the bad. Here's a look at my...
Giada Pros/Cons List
Con: Easy one...her pronunciation of Italian words is utterly revolting. I enjoy eating "spaghetti" not "spageeeeti".
Pro: Because of this...her show tops the ratings for the Italian immigrants 80+ demographic.
Con: Cleavage...we get it...you're rather fond of your breasts, and more importantly the six-inch, black line they create when smashed together. Mix in a turtleneck every six months.
Pro: Cleavage. Hey, I'm not an idiot. Sometimes the positives outweigh the negatives. I think that's a double entendre!
Con: Giada...Clinique called..they want their makeup counter back. Who knows...that might be Emeril underneath all that spackle.
Pro: Easy sponsorship deal coming her way. If the chick from The Office can get her own hair ad, I figure Giada is a lay-up for some eyelash revitalizer promotion.
Con: She's built like a candied apple on a stick. As the guy from Seinfeld once said..."You've got a big head. It's too big for your body."
Pro: Big head=big brain=better recipes=happier me
You just have to look on the bright side!